Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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