Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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