That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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