i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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