I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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