69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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