I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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