i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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