I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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