guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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