walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
