fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
