My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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