i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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