Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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