sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
