I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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