It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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