He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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