im about as happy as oj after his trial
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
