Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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