so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Everclear isn't food dammit
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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