Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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