She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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