Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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