he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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