i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
