Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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