butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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