he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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