sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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