I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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