Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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