I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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