She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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