So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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