So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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