At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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