we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
