I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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