Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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