if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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