Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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