All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
now i know why i became what i already was.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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