that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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