I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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