maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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