How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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