P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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