i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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