Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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