He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My ass is underappreciated
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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