Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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